Weird Comedy

Dear Girl Whose Jacket I Put On In a Drunken Haze Last Saturday,
How are you? I hope all is well. I'm back on the East Coast keeping it lite with my friends here. Anyway, thanks for letting me borrow your jacket. You should really keep an eye on it from now on, especially if you see wasted people chowing down on con queso at 4 in the morning. Toodles!