No Effort No Money: A Legal Memorandum

Memorandum

TO: Men
FROM: Cap
DATE: December 4, 2007
RE: Dealing with Women like a Man

This memo will present an argument supporting the single man's mantra of "No effort. No money." In short, this philosophy on dealing with the opposite sex provides for the most optimal method of finding and obtaining women during your single years. The two clauses of this mantra will be explained in two separate sections. This memo assumes that the man has basic "game". Basic game meaning that you aren't a D-bag. D-bag meaning you aren't one. This memo will not address prostitution [...] today.

A. No Effort

No purposeful effort to "pick up" a female should be exercised under ANY circumstances. (emphasis added).

One might ask, why can't I attain women by purposefully seeking out their attention? The answer to this question is simple and can be summed up as: You're fucking better than that. Finding a woman should result from you having a good time in your optimal setting. In no situation should you compromise your good time for the sake of a woman's. For example, in Cap v. Long Island Slut, Plaintiff was requested by Defendant Slut to hang out with all of Slut's annoying long island friends in a remote location. Plaintiff impolitely declined to this request because it would force him to miss the open bar that he had been anxiously awaiting all week. By executing no effort, the court held that Plaintiff made the correct choice and later that night the court rewarded him with two hot asians.

B. No Money

Money shall never be spent on any non-familial girl in the form of a gift, loan, or other monetary gesture.

There is no reason to spend money when you are in the pursuit of a woman. By spending money on a woman, you have less money to spend on yourself. This is not acceptable, because you are always number one. See How to be the fuckin man by God. Always keep yourself in mind when monetary issues come up with women. A common situation is when you are in a financial and social position to buy a girl a drink. In Cap v. Stupid Bitch (SB), Cap told SB "I'm going to get a drink." SB replied "Me too." Cap replied "Great. While you're up there, you can buy me a drink." SB abided. The court ruled that by putting Cap's finances ahead of any women's and spending no money, he was awarded 2 free drinks and fellatio.

C. Conclusion

"No effort. No money." is a mantra that should be followed by all males who want to live life like a real man. The social, financial, and sexual benefits behind this doctrine are well-hidden behind societal norms. However, when applied consistently and accurately, you could quite possibly become [...] the man.