Triple Timin'

The human body is a creation of millions of years of evolution. As such it is a spectacular machine capable of creating fire, tying knots and a variety of truly unique operations. Today we will reflect on the myth of the triple timing. It all started years back when someone stated this fact to me: "If you piss fart and burp at the same time you will pass out." Well I could not let this statement sit at that so I spent years trying to create that perfect moment of the triple time. When the moment finally came the only thing that happened to me was an overwhelming feeling of relief that I had never felt before. Since that day I have found that combinations such as the 'fart burp piss' create feelings that most of human kind never gets to enjoy.
After some research and testing, on myself, I have come up with this short list of my favorite combos. They are as follows:

-Pee Poo Burp - Classic and simple

-Piss Walk Fart - Fun and different (Variation Add a Fourth by burping, singing or yelling)

-Burp Sneeze Fart - Often followed by a little upchuck in your throat

-Poo Fart Burp - Fun morning adventure

-Puke Poo Pee - Not that fun but there are few people who have enjoyed waking up with pee in their bed, stains in their pants and puke on their face (Do not know if this ever happened to me but I doubt anyone would remember)

So get out there and challenge yourself. The combinations are endless and the resulting feelings can be as complex as your mother walking in on you climaxing on your favorite porno mag or relieving as some Mary j on a mid summer night.