An Unspoken Rule

When it was brewing up, you knew it was serious. You ate enough fiber to keep the consistency perfect. You go into a public bathroom and drop it. You stand up, admire what you've produced and don't flush. Why? Because that is the unspoken rule of dropping record breaking turds. You leave that shit. Pun intended. Wipe in the stall next to you if you need to. You don't want anyone to miss the full awesomeness of what you've accomplished. Be proud. Don't flush championship logs.