Hollyhood

Most people think that Hollywood is just all glitz and glamour. Celebrities and money. Hummers and BJ's. Well, as a newly appointed local of Hollywood I can tell you that those people are dead-on correct in their assumptions. In this case, an ass is made of nobody. If you think you'll happen to walk upon a film set just because you're cruising along Hollywood Blvd. on your skateboard, you're right. If you think you'll bump into the guy that did the "Truffle Shuffle" in the Goonies on Franklin avenue occaisonally, you're also correct. And if you think that Tim Meadows, known for "The Ladies Man" on SNL, just cruises up to the local comedy shop for shows, then by golly man you've got the Hollywood mindset down pat. Which brings me to my next point. Why the fuck does everyone freak their shit when they see these people? I'll admit that if I meet Jessica Alba in person I might sport a tent, but drooling over some celebrity while their selecting their favorite cheese is just weird. Weird like comedy. Celebrities are regarded on high in this town and abroad, but not in my book. Their really just actors, actresses and models. Most of them are too retarded to handle their own business, or act as healthy parents and here we are giving them money for it. Good job Britney, you really fucked that up, here's a load of cash.