Nerd Dork Geek

What is the difference between a nerd, a dork and a geek? This question has been under debate for the past several decades and I am here to set the record straight. See people do not understand the subtle difference between these terms or realize the consequences of using them incorrectly. You would not call a girl a guy or a porn star a hooker and so you shouldn't call a nerd a dork. I am a nerd. Yup I nerd it up all the time. But what I DO NOT EVER DO is geek or dork it up. No sir that some shit I will not inhale. So here is the break down so if anybody ever calls me a dork or geek ever again I will be forced to strap them to a chair and make them watch all 17 seasons of Star Trek.

Genus:Nerd
Description: Enjoys video games, computers, science, star wars, various sci-fi shows/movies and learning. The nerd has been know to party and for the most part nerds show no real outward signs of dorkage or geekage. Nerds can be found in every profession and every part of the world. Most nerd do not even realize they are nerds but the best and most current calculations put the nerd population at about 20%.

Genus:Dork
Description: Enjoys my of the same things as a nerd but are much more fanatical about it. Dorks have been know to spend days and nights on their computers playing computer games and watch lord of the rings ritualistically. They rarely party and travel in packs. When threatened they tend to scatter. Recent studies have shown a genetic link between dorks and impotency.

Genus:Geek
Description: They suck. Geeks are basically dorks but they are assholes about it. They think they are smarter than everyone else and look like bungholes most of the time. They work in small groups to try and maximize ass kissing potential. They have the ability to ruin wet dreams and squash any conversation. If you come in contact with a geek you should take a full shower within 30 minutes or risk being infected.

I am glad I had this opportunity to clear this issue up. Now when you see a geek you will know exactly what to do.....tie it to a tree and put honey on its face.