LOS ANGELES (AP) -
"Federal regulators said Friday they're pulling $200 million in funding from a troubled hospital that serves the inner-city poor, condemning the facility to almost certain death." Officials stated that "conditions at the facility have placed the health and safety of patients at great risk," apparently more risk than trying to borrow a siringe for an intra-veinous medical drip from "G-Slice," a neighborhood crackhead.
When interviewed, G-Slice stated "At least I'm tryin' to help, shit. Say homey, you want to let me borrow that microphone for a second? I be right back, I be right back, I just got to, uh... record some shit! Give it to me!"
When asked where the 200 million will be transferred to, the federalis had no comment. This reporter, however, knows that anyone living in Los Angeles can see the billboards for half-ass feature films, television series, and consumer driven products are steadily growing larger by the day. This new federal regulation by federal regulators shows the world exactly where American mouths are, because our money is wrapped around every celebrity penis and/or vagina on the market. Mmm, only if that were true in the literal sense I think I can speak for my country when I say that I would pay extra to make sure that hospital stayed closed.
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