For the past forty some odd years sandpaper has been rough around the edges, the middle, yet surprisingly not the other side. Ranging in grittyness is just one of many skills that sandpaper has acquired over its lifespan. Other areas of interest include battling splinters and buffing your kitten's plaything last Saturday night when everyone else was out drinking. Sandpaper neglected to comment on its other side, but has been overheard calling it "soft." When interviewed, the other side said that the rough side was "an inconsiderate dick", and had recently left a rash on his brand new sneakers. These inseperable objects better stop bickering and get back to work.
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