Parents Need to Wash Consciences, Not Mouths

Has anyone ever thought about how seriously fucked-up this is? You take a bar of what used to be made of whale fat (and God knows what it's made of now) that people use to wash their balls with and shove it into your child's mouth? What kind of sick, twisted world do we live in when parents can do this and not get hauled away to prison? Tell you what, parents, next time you do something dirty like bang the babysitter or the gardener, I'll fart in your mouth and we'll see how you like it. Sadly that would probably be a hell of a lot cleaner than that disgusting bar of "cleanser" you use every morning in the shower. And why do we engage in this practice, might I ask? Because your son or daughter said "doody," I suppose. What kind of message does that send? It's OK for mommy to wash your mouth with soap, but you can't refer to the matter that happens to be covering it? It's OK for daddy to down 3 bottles of whiskey over the course of the day, but you can't have fun with your friends on a Friday night saying cuss words? Next time you sick bastards want to wash your kids mouths out with soap, I'll remind you to take a look at not only the disgusting pubic hair that's on the soap, but also at yourselves...maybe you should be washing more than your kids mouths.