Female scientists were appalled today when, Wedgie, a two year old pitbull licked her own vagina on the first try. The leading doctor on the team of researchers said that "women have been trying to do this for years and we are currently looking into how she does it, exactly." A select few humans have been able to accomplish the much saught after feat, including Korean contortionist Yu Lin. "I stretched for years, urning for the day I could [chomp my own box]. I remember it like it was this morning. Oh wait, that's because I did it again during breakfast today. Mmm." Greenwich High School football coach Steve Bristol told this reporter that he hoped the research team would come up with something, and fast. "My wife refuses to shower, and I would love to give her a taste of her own medicine, if you know what I mean." Here's hoping Steve, here's hoping.
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Hey, Solkef here... you werer right. I laughed a lot reading your pots :D
The fact that you said "on the first try" implies that you were actually watching her, with a clipboard and labcoat, egging her on like "go ahead Wedgie! c'mon!"
[Chomp my own box] hahaha
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